Lou Score(Luke Cicora) or as the scientists at Old Pioneer Labs referred to him, “Project 17,” was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day live for 250 years and be able to breathe above 35,000 feet. While the program was ultimately a failure, Score escaped the cruel dis figuration of his fellow test subjects (including Tony Danza, Joe Carter, and Boris Becker), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-jackals in southern New York, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance and anarchy, Score took Pi to its final digit. (Which is still questioned by analytical creationists)
Astounded by his discovery, the mathematical community appointed Score “Queen of Numbers,” and he toured the world writing out his theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and the Hartford Whalers (who prepare for playoff games by disproving undergraduate postulates). Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, he recently chose to join AmeriCorps and work with Habitat for Humanity, where he worked for years, and eventually pumped gas at Highway Oil in Elmira Heights, NY. Score now inhabits Saratoga Springs, NY and is working on the stage adaptation of People Under the Stairs.
