The Why.The How.The Because.

This little nook of a site is solely devoted to everything that is bountiful that Gregarious Sports fans enjoy outside the field of play. We provide you with No Statistics. We provide you with limited Opinions and stats. Nothing on our site is thought to be a value added antidote for the majority of sports fans. We wish the Expos were still around and dislike soccer.......immensely.

What we like:

  1. High Profile Arrests
  2. Athletes with a Mustache
  3. Shitty Beer
  4. Fast Asian Women
  5. Barbecue
  6. Dive Bars
  7. laughing at white people that blog about sports and get angry
  8. Loverboy
  9. Bennigans..hehe
  10. Minor League baseball team names
  11. Iroc Z's
  12. Chicken Wings
  13. Syracuse University
  14. New York Yankees
  15. New York Giants
  16. East Carolina University
  17. Older guys with goatees
  18. Free Range Chickens
  19. Rich white dudes that love lacrosse
  20. The Bourgeoisie..any ruling class actually
  21. Tort Law
  22. Mr. Belvedere
  23. Drinking Belvedere
  24. Chubb Rock
  25. Sports Bloopers with Marv Albert
  26. Sonic Milkshakes
  27. Chuck Long (Post Iowa)
  28. Herb Williams
  29. Anybody that's a Player/Coach
  30. Budbowl
  31. Avis Car Rentals
  32. The Dirty Dozen
  33. Lorenzo White
  34. 80's adult orientated material
  35. Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass
  36. The Ladies in the House
  37. Rod Carew
  38. The Hooters (The Band, not the Restaurant)
  39. Rad
  40. Old Cop Cars that turn into regular people cars

Contributor Lou Score
















Lou Score(Luke Cicora) or as the scientists at Old Pioneer Labs referred to him, “Project 17,” was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day live for 250 years and be able to breathe above 35,000 feet. While the program was ultimately a failure, Score escaped the cruel dis figuration of his fellow test subjects (including Tony Danza, Joe Carter, and Boris Becker), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-jackals in southern New York, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance and anarchy, Score took Pi to its final digit. (Which is still questioned by analytical creationists)

Astounded by his discovery, the mathematical community appointed Score “Queen of Numbers,” and he toured the world writing out his theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and the Hartford Whalers (who prepare for playoff games by disproving undergraduate postulates). Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, he recently chose to join AmeriCorps and work with Habitat for Humanity, where he worked for years, and eventually pumped gas at Highway Oil in Elmira Heights, NY. Score now inhabits Saratoga Springs, NY and is working on the stage adaptation of People Under the Stairs.

Contributor Poncho Sinatra























Contributor Poncho Sinatra, aka Danny Carberry grew up in the rough West End of Elmira Heights, NY. Motivated by the gentrification he witnessed to his humble town in the southern tier of New York, he eventually saved up enough cash from his paper route to invest in a glass blowing kit and started the now infamous company, Corning, Inc.

After a stellar JV football career at the Thomas A. Edison Academy of Fine Arts and Sciences, he had his mind set to venture into the world of acting and English theatre. After earning great revues at the Hampstead Theater in 1989, Sinatra was offered starring roles in two British television series, but chose instead to join the BBC's legendary "I just punched you in the Nuts" team. For his performance, Sinatra won the "Almost British Academy Award" and was named "BBC Tubthumper of the Year."

At the age of 20 he was diagnosed with polycistic grundle inflammitory remedial acrylic deficiency disease, a hereditary disorder which causes rheumatic grundle Caesars. Told that he would one day suffer from grundle failure, Sinatra went on with his life, destined not to be controlled by the disease.
Eventually Sinatra decided to settle down in the Syracuse, NY area and remains there to date. He lives with his dog Kevin, and two Nymphs from the Isle of Lockertin of the Beveramis region of Northartamar.

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